It is Time to Stop!

Edgewalker Studios is dedicated to doing the right thing and making sure you saw it. And that starts with trying to shut down a website that's helped hundreds of thousands of dreams get off the ground. What's a dream worth anyway? Bupkiss, that's what. Come back when you have a feather and a lottery ticket. I'll wait here.
In the meantime, we're going to game the system right into the ground (can it even run Crysis?). The world is made up of beginnings and endings, starts and stops. It is now time to stop, and, therefore, time to start begging for money.
Are you ready for the new face of begging on the internet?

Introducing Kickstopper.

This isn't your grandpa's kickstarter project.
This might be a marketing stunt.
This isn't a pyramid scheme.
This is, always has been, and always will be a joke first.

Do you want to be a part of the future?
Lol. You?
Whatever, dude. I'm not your dad. Donate now. Or don't. I promise, I won't even notice.

Hurry!
You only have 2 months!

RIP