Kid Come Down is now live on Android! Play as the kid and never come down. Grab life by the steering wheel and keep your copter flying, no matter what. They want you to Come Down, but Do Not! Or Do. I'm not your Real Dad.
Twitch your thumbs, have a chuckle, git gud. Dodge things, eat things, grow fat on points. You can do it all. No ads. No loot boxes. No microtransactions. No crazy permission requests. No tracking. No assault on your privacy at all. Except for when I watch you change from the bushes.
Click here to get it on Google Play, for the incredibly reasonable price of $0.99.
In fact, that's a bargain. A steal! It's objectively better than anything you've ever seen, done, or smelled. And all it costs you is a dollar? You're robbing me blind, my friend. Please.. I may have children some day. I'm calling the police.